(Campbell, Hornosky, Santoriello) Oh, Miss Crabtree, there's something heavy on my heart Oh, Miss Crabtree, there's something heavy on my heart I wanna tell ya that I love ya, I guess I knew it from the start I'm talking 'bout Miss Crabtree, let me tell you sir False teeth, wooden leg, and a mean temperature Miss Crabtree, there's something heavy on my heart I wanna tell ya that I love ya, I guess I knew it from the start Farina never seen ya, Weezer couldn't please ya Call me Chubby-Ubbsy and you'll be my only teacher Miss Crabtree, there's something heavy on my heart I wanna tell ya that I love ya, I guess I knew it from the start My heart is filled with joy, I wanna trip and dance My heart is filled with joy, I wanna rip my pants Miss Crabtree, there's something heavy on my heart I wanna tell ya that I love ya, I guess I knew it from the start Oh, Miss Crabtree, Oh, Miss Crabtree Oh, Miss Crabtree, Oh, Miss Crabtree Oh, Miss Crabtree, there's something heavy on my heart
